Funny Quotes and Sayings
From time to time, I meet people who never smile or laugh. It's a rare occasion though, however they do exist. This proves the point I want to make: the majority of people in this world love to laugh. We just love good jokes, comedy shows, funny life situations, funny quotes... Good laugh is always welcome in my life.
In addition, laughter is healthy. When laughing, the body produces so many positive chemical substances which have a strong positive effect on your health and well being. Go and ask your doctor and I'm sure his answer will be 'Go and laugh as much as you can'. So, funny is good!
I hope the following funny quotes and sayings will make you laugh your ass off the chair. Sometimes, a good funny quote can brighten our day and make us smile. Consider funny quotes and sayings as good jokes. We all love them, don't we?
FUNNY QUOTES AND SAYINGS:
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie
"A wise man once said, 'I don't know, go ask a woman.'" Unknown author
"The man who has not anything to boast of but his illustrious ancestors is like a potato - the only good belonging to him is underground." Thomas Overbury
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." Samuel Goldwyn
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." Henny Youngman
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield
"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humour from women? So that we might love men instead of laugh at them." Patrick Campbell
"A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money." Senator Everett Dirksen